How did the blonde

[RiseStar]

How did the blonde turn on the light after ---?


- She opened up the car door. :)

[ac4zu]

Mr. Risestar, excuse me sir, but have you been drinking tonight?
J/K :)

[ac4zu]

I would tell you a blonde joke, but I'm the worst at remembering jokes.

[ac4zu]

How can you tell if a blond is a TRUE blond?

Shine a flashlight into her ear and see if her eyes twinkle.


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[Softballbat]

How do you know which computer screen belongs to the blonde?








The one with the white out on it!

[jarod]

What is blonde brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunetter?

Cheerleader doing cartwheels.

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What is the difference between "ooohhhh" and "aahhhhhh"

Oh, about 2.5 inches.

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What is a blonde's mating call?

I'm drunk!

What is the brunette's mating call?

has that blonde bitch left yet?
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this next one is REALLY ranchy and bad. please leave if that sort offends you.




Why did God design women with their ------- and pussy so close together?

So when they get drunk at a party, you can carry them home like a six-pack.

The second half of that is not PC, but still sort of funny..

And why must God be Italian? Who else would put the garbage dump so close to the dining hall?

[tunamandude]

speaking about blondes, what ever happened to star? she blonde on the top part.

[zcubed]

Originally posted by tunamandude
speaking about blondes, what ever happened to star? she blonde on the top part.

She got offended by all the blonde jokes and left.:D

[Technomage]

;)

[cerberus]

Yall just wait till Mrs C...sees this...:eek:

"My head is on straight...it's my body that's crooked"


cerberus

[ac4zu]

Oh boy, I reckon we are in some big trouble now.
Sorry Mrs. C, just us goofy guys, well, just us goofy guys being goofy guys.
:)

[Mrs C]

ac4zu
Yea,yea! I've heard 'em all so you can't offend me :)

Here's some for all you men out there :)

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk

What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

What is a man's view of safe ---?
A padded headboard

What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."

How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner

How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing

Why is a woman different from a PC?
A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy

...Just Mrs C....

...Gettin' Even...

:)

[mustangdan]

I can't belive that a true blonde could remember or type all those jokes! Here is a good one!
What is the difference between a brunette and trash?
The trash get's taken out once a week!

[ac4zu]

Mrs. C, that was really funny!
I'm going to print this out and show it to my wife. She will get a big kick out it.
Thanks for the laugh!
:)

3 1/4 Floppy!

[baby_horn]

Why do blondes have lipstick on the steering wheel?

blowing the horn......

[baby_horn]

Blonde was driving when she sees another blonde sitting in a corn field with a fishing pole , she stops and yells to the second blonde, "What are you doing? Can I help you?" The second blonde replys," Na, I'm just fishing" The first blonde yells back "Its blondes like you who give us all a bad name....if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!.............

[shotokan]

What do you say to blonde with 2 black eyes?









Nothing you already told the bitch twice.

[Mrs C]

Originally posted by mustangdan
I can't belive that a true blonde could remember or type all those jokes!

That's the difference between MEN and WOMEN mustangdan...as the first one-liner stated....the blonde jokes are short so the MEN can remember them!!! And...It's REAL...with blonder highlights!! (The carpet matches the curtains):eek: And...for your reading pleasure...

Why don't men get hemorrhoids?
Because they are all perfect (_|_)holes

What do ceramic tiles and men have in common?
If you lay them right in the beginning, you can walk over them for life.

Did you hear about the woman who finally figured men out?
She died laughing before she could tell anybody.


...The Blonde...