Condoms

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President Bill Clinton called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President cried,"My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a disaster!"

"Bill, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton,"Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms A.S.A.P. to tide us over?"

"Certainment! I will get on 'hit right haway," said Jean.

"Oh, and one small favor, please?" said President Bill.

"Oui?"

"Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a four inch diameter?" asked Clinton.

"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan.

"I need a favour. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, and sen'dem to Hamerica."

"Consider it done." replied the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen to me mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter."

"That's easily done. Anything else?"

"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "and print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size:MEDIUM: PROUD TO BE A CANADIAN!"