The 3 Pigs

[birdhouse]

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw
pig,the
stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up
to the straw pigs house and said "
I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And
he did !!!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's
house and said'
Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house. So
the stick pig let
the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and
said, " I'm gonna huff and puff and
blow your house down." And he did !!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the
brick pigs
house and said," Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf
just blew our
houses down." So the brick pig let them in just as the
wolf showed up.
The wolf said " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your
house down."
The straw pig and the stick were so scared !
But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a
call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo
pulls up. Out step
two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.
These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the
neckand beat the
living ---- out of him, then one of them pulled out a
gun ,stuck it in his
mouth and fired killing the wolf,then they got back into
their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed !!! " Who the
hell were those
guys ?" they asked. " Those were my cousins from
Jersey..........the Guinea Pigs."