fiddlerfingers
May 28th, 2001, 12:30 PM
I Am Yo r Worst Nightmare. I am a
BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who
wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
way, damn it!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make yo a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes yo noble or
victimized.
I believe that if yo are selling me a Big Mac,
yo 'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks shoud be legal on the 4th of
July.
I think that being a student doesn't give yo any
more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
In fact, if yo r parents are footing the bill to put
yo r pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, yo
haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
God.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I di n't
wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of
Egypt,
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
an neither have yo , so shut-the-#$%!- p already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money?
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution?
I think the cops have every right to shoot yo r
sorry ass if yo 're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull yo r ass
over if yo are breaking the law, regardless of what color yo
are.
I think if yo are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don't want yo deciding who shoud be running the most
powerful
nation the world for the next fo r years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
'donations'
to
their cause. These people shoud be targets.
I think if yo are in the passing lane, and not
passing, yo r license shoud be revoked, and yo shoud be forced
to
ride the bus until yo promise to never delay the rest of us
again.
I think beef jerky coud quite possibly be the
perfect food.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if yo want
them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media woud like the world to believe
otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on yo r willie, it is
---, and it is --- for both of yo . This even applies when yo are
President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American. If yo too are a BAD American please forward this to
everyone
yo know. We need o r co ntry back
BAD American.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my
family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who
wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that
way, damn it!
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make yo a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes yo noble or
victimized.
I believe that if yo are selling me a Big Mac,
yo 'd better do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks shoud be legal on the 4th of
July.
I think that being a student doesn't give yo any
more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
In fact, if yo r parents are footing the bill to put
yo r pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, yo
haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her
God.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I di n't
wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of
Egypt,
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
an neither have yo , so shut-the-#$%!- p already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the
Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money?
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution?
I think the cops have every right to shoot yo r
sorry ass if yo 're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull yo r ass
over if yo are breaking the law, regardless of what color yo
are.
I think if yo are too stupid to know how a ballot
works, I don't want yo deciding who shoud be running the most
powerful
nation the world for the next fo r years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making
'donations'
to
their cause. These people shoud be targets.
I think if yo are in the passing lane, and not
passing, yo r license shoud be revoked, and yo shoud be forced
to
ride the bus until yo promise to never delay the rest of us
again.
I think beef jerky coud quite possibly be the
perfect food.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a
child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if yo want
them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media woud like the world to believe
otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on yo r willie, it is
---, and it is --- for both of yo . This even applies when yo are
President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American. If yo too are a BAD American please forward this to
everyone
yo know. We need o r co ntry back