Just wondering…….

[mascdr]

My driving license is near the expired date and I’ll will have to get them renew soon. I was wondering what hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? I’m not totally bald yet and I’m only balding:( on the back of the head. I was thinking of shaving the head for a new look but you know what they say about men losing their hair. Men who are bald on the back of the head are lovers and men who are bald in the front are thinkers and men who are totally bald only think they are lovers.So I might reconsider the shaving part.:D

[TrailerParkManager]

Just do it the Trailer Park way!...

[mascdr]

Yeah cellular we have those same kind of mirrors at our house.

TrailerParkManager, you said to do it the Trailer Park way. Are you talking about worn out greasy baseball caps? I hope so because I have plenty of them to choose from. Sometimes my wife gets tired of looking at them and will wash them in the dishwasher.
But it doesen't take me long to get them looking back to where they were before she washed them only a couple of hours working on the tractor etc.

[cerberus]

I wear my favorite [lightblue]"THE[/color] [orange]SWAMP"[/color] cap daily...

I still [red]BLEED[/color]

[orange]ORANGE[/color] & [lightblue]BLUE[/color]!!!

[TrailerParkManager]

Listen...cerberus has the dirtiest cap of all...first of all it is...or used to be white with a U of F Gator logo and "The Swamp" on the front. The orange has faded to a peach color...the green to a very light teal..and the blue...is all but gone. The only main color is the sweat and dirt that has creeped itself through the inside headband to the outside of his cap...disgusting to say the least...but hey...if he is awake he has his Gator cap on...lets see...I believe he used to have about 500+ caps in his collection...but always wears the same one.

[Alaccountant]

Cerberus and his caps:

Typical trailer park. LOL

What's my excuse? LOL

[mascdr]

Originally posted by Alaccountant
Cerberus and his caps:

Typical trailer park. LOL

What's my excuse? LOL



Al your the mayor. You should be full of excuses. I never known an elected official not blaming somebody else.

[wannano6]

Originally posted by junglemike
tell you what , if you are going bald , shave the rest so u dont look too much like a dork, shave it all , women will flock , no lie , and all the rest will fear ya, add about 20 peircings and 10 hrs of tats , and you might be able to have some fun again
and if that does not work , smoke a fat one




lmao
jungle

Sound advice

[mascdr]

Originally posted by junglemike
tell you what , if you are going bald , shave the rest so u dont look too much like a dork, shave it all , women will flock , no lie , and all the rest will fear ya, add about 20 peircings and 10 hrs of tats , and you might be able to have some fun again
and if that does not work , smoke a fat one




lmao
jungle

Maybe I'll change my signature to:

mascdr......Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible dork.

[cooperhillgirl]

mascdr,
I can't speak for other women but I do remember me and all my friends having it pretty bad for Kojak when we were young :D

Bald ain't bad ;)

[mascdr]

Originally posted by cooperhillgirl
mascdr,
I can't speak for other women but I do remember me and all my friends having it pretty bad for Kojak when we were young :D

Bald ain't bad ;)



Who loves ya' baby?

[cooperhillgirl]

Originally posted by mascdr


Who loves ya' baby?

There ya go!!! ;)