IIIIIMMMMMMMM BBAAAACKKKKKKKKK...!!!!!!!

[Iyrland]

OK SINCE THIS IS A TRAILeR PARK............WHO HAS THE BIGGEST TRAILeR???........BIGGER THE BETTER!!!!!hehehehehe.......i have a tiny but cozy one just big enough for company to hang out for a while.......

[mascdr]

Mine is so small I can't invite friends over........sorry...........hehehehehe[Edited by mascdr on June 8th, 2001 at 07:11 AM]

[quaddawg]

Uh, I just added a third trailer to my lot, gottem connected with old car hoods. Thinkin on gettin another soon.

[TrailerParkManager]

Originally posted by quaddawg
Uh, I just added a third trailer to my lot, gottem connected with old car hoods. Thinkin on gettin another soon.
Quadd…you are now in violation of the TP rulez. No more than 2 trailerz to one lot…not to mention all of the crap you have out back…This is your first notice….

[wannano6]

Originally posted by TrailerParkManager
Originally posted by quaddawg
Uh, I just added a third trailer to my lot, gottem connected with old car hoods. Thinkin on gettin another soon.
Quadd…you are now in violation of the TP rulez. No more than 2 trailerz to one lot…not to mention all of the crap you have out back…This is your first notice….


Quadd I wouldn't worry about it until the sheriff gets involved.[Edited by wannano6 on June 8th, 2001 at 03:21 PM]

[Iyrland]

guys.........i like the long ...double wide ones....whose got em...hehehehehehe............

[teetas]

UH OH

[quaddawg]

uh........nevermind, I ain't goin there.

[so.calguy]

you peeps lay your digs down in aluminum casa's in podunksville! i like totally maintain my digs in a casa right next to the beach here in so.cal, only real peeps live in southern california. in normal digs.

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by Iyrland
guys.........i like the long ...double wide ones....whose got em...hehehehehehe............

Iyrland,

I remember you from way back... back in the [yellow]Thesis[/color] days. ;)

Anyhow, let it never be said that FalcoN_65 ever let any vaguely ---ual reference go unanswered.

Being the kind of question that dictates (no pun intended) being answered in person... (haha) And being that the FalcoN man values his privacy and shuns meeting people blindly. I will proffer this challenge:

In October I am guiding a couple of friends around the French Quarter for their anniversary. On Halloween to be precise, and we will be in a festive mood.

I will be the guy wearing a black T-shirt from RSA with a bunch of equations (the encryption algorithm) on it.

You bring some nice beads to throw to me and the FalcoN might let you see his doublewide. Oh and no digital cameras. I'd hate for there to be a public record of such a display ;)

[Iyrland]

hey MAN......THATs ---UAL HARRASSMANT!!!!!................HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........just joking...........sobody finally picks up on the the pun.....sounds kewl but ive already accepted to go on this vacation to jamaica that week.........im going to hedo III............for those who know this place is so hot.........later......

[krazie1999lc]

hedonism 3 :) lyrland you are a BBBBAAAADDDD MAN :)

[Iyrland]

im not a man.....................

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by Iyrland
.....sounds kewl but ive already accepted to go on this vacation to jamaica that week

Yeah yeah....

Well the FalcoN says: "Jamaica ain't got nuttin' on da big Easy!"

maybe you can catch me on the BourboCam... the live Bourbon Street net cam. ;)

[^Falcon_65^]

hehe,

I've been around long enough to know that the REAL Iryland is not a guy. [yellow]Whether[/color] or [yellow]Why[/color] any guy would pretend to be Iyrland is beyond me.....

[Edited by ^Falcon_65^ on June 12th, 2001 at 08:32 PM]

[^Falcon_65^]

Besides, I like this picture of Iyrland better:

http://www.threestooges.com/photos/images/4_jpg.jpg

[Iyrland]

falcon..........your so funny...kinda cute thanks for the replies.........it is so funny how people are facinated with if im a guy or whatever.........one of the mods here who i communicate with over the phone said that im "like a wrestler on the bad side? (whatever that meant)........it doesnt matter that people critizise me but i get just as much popularity as the good guys.....some here hate it just like the fans..they are my fans too"...........that is not my intention.im here just like everbody else is for one thing.......that sounds kinda slutty.........hehehehehe........

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by Iyrland
.........one of the mods here who i communicate with over the phone said that im "like a wrestler on the bad side? (whatever that meant)........


We Trailer Park "rasslin" fans would refer to such a person with the proper wrestling syntax: [red]heel[/color]

In wrestling, the bad guy is the "heel" ... the good guy is the "face". I may be destroying my credibility by admitting this, but I Love Pro wrestling! ;)

It is the modern day equivalent of "Gladiator"... man against man... only one can win...good story line...

ahh but I digress...

Point is you have assumed the role of the "bad guy/gal" for better or worse. If your gonna play a role, play it to the hilt!

[Buccaneer M2R]

Amen Brother!!
"Whatcha gonna do when these 22 inch pythons come down on you?!"

[Iyrland]

hey bucM2R .....didnt a midget wrestler say that once.......ok falcon i get it ....im the heel....i have high hells and i will play it good.......!!!!!!hehehehehehehe....

ok............who has the best trailer.......???? i have a treehouse trailer that is in the air spead across two trees..................kewl huh........

[collins]

Hey Iyrland, I always did enjoys your posts. A little relief from the stress of this hobby is a welcome treat. Can't have the dish since moving to Florida I didn't have much time to keep up with the changes anyway. I went back to (gasp) cable. So you were talking about your trailor eh? :) The last post you said tree house hmmmm and spread hmmmmm? Sounds like a nice plcae there in the bush. I think you would like my trailor, long, wide and solid.

hey hey........collins you speak "freak" language...it excits me that you say those things to me...i bet you flirt with all the girls...let me ****(kiss) you!!!!!!!!....hehehehehe............oh ---- my wig fell off oh..its me junglemike..............hahahahaha.......[Edited by iyrland on June 16th, 2001 at 01:05 AM]

[cerberus]

Better things to do... [Edited by cerberus on June 22nd, 2001 at 06:59 AM]

come here little doggy....come here little doggy....thats it eat your bone and go back to your dog house..........hehehehehehehe.....

[2gapa]

watch out there Cerberus.

You know better than to go up to any crack addicted transvestite prostitute that calls you ;)

[collins]

Nope Iyrland, not from the jungle, but I remember some pics that made my blood hot.

[milogone]

I've always kinda liked,
<br>
<MARQUEE> <b><font size="10pt.">The Iyrland Show !</b></MARQUEE><center> [/COLOR]


http://milogone.homestead.com/Milogonesreview.html[Edited by milogone on June 16th, 2001 at 10:44 AM]

[Alaccountant]

Geeze I've been watching this person post ever since the biginning of time, obvious slip ups in technology. Star used to do the same thing..but in Star's case there were multiple people posting under her nic.

Should this person be allowed in the trailer park? Well, every trailer park probably has transvestites, probably has people hiding from the law, probably has people with very little earned income, probably has people that make a mess, probably has people unable to take care of themselves, but, knowhere have I heard of a trailer park that would accept a lyrland. "Lyrland is a place, not, a human being." Lyrland is a state of mind, or a piece of ground. As a state of mind, it is a place for liars. We don't want liars in the park. However, as a piece of ground, it might fit in the park. we can make a place in the park and call it lyrland....

Lyrland is the place in back of Cerberus's trailer where people can walk their dogs. When the animals feel the need to lift a leg, or squat to drop a load, they can do it in the area blocked off as "lyrland"

As acting Mayor, it's my job to make everything fit. I'll look forward to reading the thankyous later.

Al the dogs pal

[milogone]

Al, I agree with your post and like that your on the job.
(Mayor) Having made a study of the flow of this forum. I see why you would show concern. I'd say if Iyrland(the person) wants to park a trailer here for awhile great. Remember none of us realy has it all together any way. We know we have that every present deputy keeping things outta view of our children.
P.S. The Iyrland Show made the Milogone Review. Click here
http://milogone.homestead.com/Milogonesreview.html[Edited by milogone on June 16th, 2001 at 12:46 PM]

[megados]

You only gave Junkyard Wars a 3?? :D

[blcjet]

Milogone....I can't believe Gone in 60 Seconds. I think it's a must see, and a staple for any car lover!


Other than that, looks good!

[milogone]

On a scale of 5, 3 is plenty good.

[^Falcon_65^]

I agree with most all of Milo's reviews.

When reviewing a movie, you have to consider things like storyline (of which gone in 60 seconds had little, in fact the original movie was better), plot (which was thin in gone in 60 secs), character development (hahahaha)

I thinks I speak for most when I say the entire human race is dumber for having seen this movie.

;)

hahahaha

[blcjet]

Character line....plot.....I know it is important in a movie, but sometimes you want to watch movies that aren't complicated, don't make you think and that you can kick back and enjoy.

How can you argue with the pure muscle shown in the movie....having the mustang jump on the bridge...ect. Normally I don't like movies without a message but, sometimes you just have to bend the rules.

In the end that's why they make different movies....different strokes for different folks!

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by blcjet
sometimes you want to watch movies that aren't complicated, don't make you think and that you can kick back and enjoy.



Jet,

I can't argue with you there... I certainly like my share of non complicated movies. Heck, I liked Bill and Ted's excellent adventure (don't tell anyone) ;)

And the cars [yellow]were[/color] cool, but I'll take Angelina Jolie over that Mustang anyday!

[blcjet]

See Angelina Jolie just doesn't do it for me.....;) so the cars are what got me!

hey there again.....2gapa whats going on there guy.......hadnt talk to ya since the storm.....wish we could talk about old times again......................oh ALACCOUNTANT......why so harsh the characterizing?.......i know you feel threatened by me but its ok to be my friend .....im willing to bet you operate under another nick too huh...i wont blow it for ya...........just trying to pull the ole' stack the deck again....well i love you too....because i dont think ive ever spoke to you in my life anywhere and all of the sudden you come to my post and rape.......well i guess i need to fulfil your wishes huh.......ok where do you want to lay...........on the walk way or the backyard......oh and i try not to lie and i dont the majority of my life but it kewl what you think about me because i luv ya too baby.......attention you seek and attention you get.................MILOGONE.......wwwaaaaaaazzzzzzuuupp....The Iyrland Show.......Drama , always filled with surprise ! There are times when nothing good is on TV. Fret not. You can find 2 point entertainment right here on your computer. Log onto The Pirateden,click till you find the BS/Trailerpark. If the show is not on it's due to a temporary baning. But the mods there kinda like this show too ! I find the actor Iyrland to be controversial/smart and fun to see what's ..........coming.........next?
Best part of the show is it's live . ............pretty kewl analysis.....i like it......aughta start a fight club web site...huh......make a lots a money ...

[Alaccountant]

Yea, you got me pegged lyrland. Boy, are you smart! I feel threatened, I have a short man's complex too. I was so ugly, I was beaten by the doctor that delivered me, I have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink, My mother was like a dooknob, everbody got a turn, My wife Mable always used to get mixed up when somone threw a quarter on the table,they'd say Mable, the quarter is for the beer, get off the table.

In all seriousness, it's just so boring sometimes that when a character like you comes along, well, it brings out a different side in people. (me) Don Rickles, so to speak. I just want to test my big mouth, thanks for making that possible. Nothing pisses me off more, then when I flirt with a female and find she has a private. Time to show your stuff!

Best regards

Big Al, the little guy's pal.

aaaawwwwwwww..........alaccountant....im sorry for your uncomfortness........you are so bitter about people that you think im a threat to ya....trust me... im just a girl who loves to have fun........... im no threat.........what does "show your private mean"?..i have never ever talked to you before the other day...you never flirted with me...wish you did huh.................you are to bitter about life......oohhhh i know maybe you need to apply to be on the BARNEY SHOW...so maybe you could discover your softer side..hehehehehe...AAHH....your bitterness finally shows.....you mention that you have little man's syndrome....well that could be a LITTLE sausage of a problem.........hehehehehe....thats ok though....oh hey i got one for ya that our director told us the other day..."yo momma is soooo fat... that when she gets into the bath tub... the water in the TOILET RISES".....hahahahahahaha.....CHOW....BIBI........HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.......

[Alaccountant]

Lyrland:

If you look down past your over inflated stomach, you will see your private. However, we might have to change the name to "public" if you get caught flashing anyone down there in Florida.

As a psychologist, you wouldn't do so good...Everyone knows me as "smiley", you never met a happier person, not bitter toward anyone, not even you. You never did anything to flame anyone, hurt anyone, soooooo, no body is really out to hurt you, just to razz you, and vent.

You picked the nic, you picked the act, you picked the part, gotta except the fun too...Just give up the ---y part, it doesn't fit your character as a modern, single, female. It sounds more like Jungle Mike let loose. LOL

Uncle Al, the psychologist's pal

darn........all my expert cover is blown.............now i have to chaNGE my name to another nick....they have found me out...im junglemike....---- i never knew it was so nice to finally come outta the closet.....----...there are sooooo many smart and intelligent people that they found us out....hey iyrland....or junglemike we are caught in the act....im not a ---y , single , modern young woman......im a guy with a big belly and a small part and you know what else i cant take the jokes either ....oh no...i actually do live in a trailer park........and i really dont work for the FBI....................hehehehehe................."ahhhh...how about noooooooo"...................boy some people never catch on......it must be part of being a guy....next im going to get another nick as a guy and see if people start swearing im realluy a girl......boy oh boy.......

jungle i forgot what i looked like...man i must be a hot guy then...hehehehehe.......just imagine if we were really a team...the fun we could have but..............oh well back to real life and back to headquarters.........

what somebody got on the members section and told everybody to not reply....haters haters haters ...just trying to have some fun......

yaaaaaaa mon!!!!!!!!......

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by junglemike
420 bro , all damn day , every second, wooohooooo,lol
jungle

I never really did get into herbs, just made me sleepy...and hungry ;)

Now if you want an exotic party recipe, something to [red]really[/color] mellow you out, special K is the way to go.

Raise your hand if you know what I'm talkin about ;)

[krazie1999lc]

you get your jollies off by eating cereal ???

i tried K this morning ...i even used whole milk instead of skim.....i put one cup of special k and the whole milk(yuk).......i ate the cereal and nothing so far...what are some of the euphoric effects?....is there a delayed effect??.................

[^Falcon_65^]

Originally posted by iyrland
i tried K this morning ...i even used whole milk instead of skim.....i put one cup of special k and the whole milk(yuk).......i ate the cereal and nothing so far...what are some of the euphoric effects?....is there a delayed effect??.................

HAHAHAHA!

Well, Unless you took your "K" Intramuscularly, then probably not much. Most ravers and recreational types either snort or eat it. That is the worst way. Only way to know what it's like is to bite the bullet and take "IM".

Effects include, numbing of entire body, slight to severe dialation of time, out of body experiences, visual and auditory hallucinations.

But ya gotta get it just right. Not too much or you will put yourself under general anesthesia. ;)

oh my......cereal sure has changed since i bought it in the store!!!!....hehehehehe.........

[Alaccountant]

Don't need to buy the cerial and get diarea, self hypnosis does the same thing. Man, you can get those eyeballs floating outside the body and looking back at yourself.

It was just too powerfull, had to quit. I stopped yelling at other motorists, laughed in traffic, played better sports, didn't need or want a female, when the time came, --- was better than anything I got by smoking.

Sooooooo take the herbs, smoke the wad, shoot the batch, sniff the powder, eat the cat, inhale whatever, buy special K, glue your nose, just remember a master hypnotist has it all. Did you know, that old fashioned hypnotists told their subjects that being naked makes the journey easier. Works for me. Just close your eyes, picture a red rose with dew on it, you're on the elevator down, count the floors as they pass..........your arms are getting heavy, your eyes are floating out of your head, they are flying around the room looking back at you, Whatcha gonna do... you're gonna get your ass up and go to work, what else.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..............like beavis its time to back to camp lake titi caca...........

freak me ....superfreaky...............ya ...---- im really back .....softside get the fuc* off this computer..........alright whose first to get chewed up........come on'.........

[RiseStar]

Enough nonsense and profanity, walk the plank Lass...