Executioner
June 9th, 2001, 04:07 PM
I was finally initiated. Little X-ette, who is 7 months old now, is the least messy baby that I’ve ever seen.....Until now!!
Yesterday I was in line at the bank. I use this bank every week so I’m on a first name basis with the people that work there, and all the people have been very interested in the growing up of our baby. Hell, my baby is going through that stranger stage where she won’t let anyone but Mom and Dad hold her......Except for the bank tellers. Kinda “strange” huh? Anyway I’m in line holding my baby girl and that SMELL hits me. Yep, she pooped. And boy did she ever. Diarrhea up and out of the diaper (of course it came out the front) and all over her dress and my shirt. Now you’ve got to picture the next sequence of moves. I had to reach in my back pocket to retrieve my wallet with my drivers license, then into the front pocket for my deposit of the week. (Which ARod makes every second :) ) all without exposing the saturated stain on myself or little precious. Somehow I managed to pull it off. When I got home, and she and I were clean, my wife just looked at me, smiled, and said, “Welcome to my world.”
Yesterday I was in line at the bank. I use this bank every week so I’m on a first name basis with the people that work there, and all the people have been very interested in the growing up of our baby. Hell, my baby is going through that stranger stage where she won’t let anyone but Mom and Dad hold her......Except for the bank tellers. Kinda “strange” huh? Anyway I’m in line holding my baby girl and that SMELL hits me. Yep, she pooped. And boy did she ever. Diarrhea up and out of the diaper (of course it came out the front) and all over her dress and my shirt. Now you’ve got to picture the next sequence of moves. I had to reach in my back pocket to retrieve my wallet with my drivers license, then into the front pocket for my deposit of the week. (Which ARod makes every second :) ) all without exposing the saturated stain on myself or little precious. Somehow I managed to pull it off. When I got home, and she and I were clean, my wife just looked at me, smiled, and said, “Welcome to my world.”