did you know

[SNIPER]

Did you know it is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car in pittsburgh.

[fordruid]

In Michigan, if your wife leaves you, she can't take her clothes. (not even the ones she's wearing)

[gregt17]

In Oklahoma if you shoot somebody in your house it's ok as long as they fall with thier head pointing away from the door. It's referred to as the "Make MY Day" law. So I you shoot a person in your yard you better drag them into the house.

[Randomluck]

Originally posted by cellular
Did you know that in Coeur d'Alene (Core-Duh-Lane), Idaho a policeman, upon coming up to a parked vehicle in which the occupants are involved in an obvious ---ual situation, must make his presence known and give a reasonable amount of time for the occupants to prepare for an interruption?

That happened to Me just last month in RI ;) They did the slow cruise by spotlight thing till we got rearranged & then waited at a proper distance away while we drove off :)

[Krom]

Y'all can't carry a pair of wire cutters in your back pocket in Texas....

[fordruid]

I think its Arizona where when you pull your motorcar up to an intersection, you must stop-get out- fire your gun 3 times in the air before proceeding.

[CrazyCajun]

Did you know that in California it's illegal to shoot whales from a moving vehicle?

[wannano6]

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have --- with animals, but the animals
must be female. Having ---ual relations with a male animal is punishable by
death.(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see
their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies
to undertakers; the --- organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having --- for the
first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand,
may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -but only in tropical fish
stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have --- with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother
must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have --- with a woman and her
daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a
great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) ;)