Little Johnny

[jd3]

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.


He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home.”


"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.


At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"


The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."


He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see good?"


The Mother said a bit bewildered,hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"


Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause that little xxxxxxx can't wear glasses!!!!

[Executioner]

I'm a fan of Johnny jokes. Here's one.

In school, little Johhny's teacher was going through the ABC's and was asking a child to say and spell a word that begins with the letter she was currently on. She began. A: little Johnny's hand shot into the air. Knowing his dirty mouth, the teacher passed him up. She got to F, again, Johnny's hand straight up. Again she passed him. Finally she got to R, and Johnny's hand was up and he was dancing in his chair. She thought for a moment and figured what could he possably do with R. "Go ahead Johnny". Johnny stood up and said, "R. Rat. R-A-T". The teacher let out a sigh of relief an just then Johnny said,

"With a big Fuc*ing tail."

[wannano6]

Funny :gg

[lars]

Well i love those jokes, but in spanish little Johny is called "pepito" and the jokes although are the same they are way more offensive and use way dirtier language !!!

= ) smile !!!