jersey
June 19th, 2001, 08:31 PM
A lady discovers a lump on her small dog and rushes it to a vet. "It's just an ingrown hair," says the vet. "I'll write you a prescription for a depilatory. That will take care of it."
The woman takes the prescription to a pharmacist. "Here it is, ma'am," he says handing her a small tube. "Put it on twice a day and wear short sleeves and loose fitting pants."
"It's not exactly for that," she replies.
"What's it for?" asks the pharmacist.
"Well . . . it's for my Schnauzer."
"In that case just put it on once a day and don't ride a bicycle."
The woman takes the prescription to a pharmacist. "Here it is, ma'am," he says handing her a small tube. "Put it on twice a day and wear short sleeves and loose fitting pants."
"It's not exactly for that," she replies.
"What's it for?" asks the pharmacist.
"Well . . . it's for my Schnauzer."
"In that case just put it on once a day and don't ride a bicycle."