Executioner
June 20th, 2001, 01:04 PM
Moses, Jesus, and their golf partner where out on the 4th hole which was surrounded by lots of water. Moses was first to tee off. SMACK!. It took a big curve to the right and landed right in the middle of the water. Moses just walked out and with a wave of his hands, parted the water and hit his shot. Jesus steps up, SMACK!!!. His ball made the same curve to the right and landed in the water. Jesus walked out ON the water and lifted his hands and the ball floated to the top and Jesus hit his second shot. The third person teed off. SMACK!! It took a BIG curve to the right and landed in the deepest part of the water. No sooner than it landed in the water a frog rose to the top of the water with the ball in his mouth and a bird flew down, grabbed the frog, flew up to the green and dropped the frog. The frog landed on the green, hopped to the hole, and spit the ball into the hole. Moses looked at Jesus and said.
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Man!!! I hate playing golf with your dad....
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Man!!! I hate playing golf with your dad....