CalgarySat
June 21st, 2001, 08:29 PM
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister and a Jewish rabbi were out in the middle of a lake fishing.
After a few hours, the priest says "I'm going to use the bathroom." He stands up, gets out of the boat and walks to shore on top of the water. A few minutes later he reappears and walks back to the boat.
After a bit the minister says "I'm thirsty. I'm going to get a drink." So he too walks accross the lake and comes back, carrying a bottle of water.
Thinking that he can't be outdone, the rabbi says that he's hungry and needs something to eat. He stands up and steps out of the boat, immediately sinking.
The priest looks at the minister and says "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"
After a few hours, the priest says "I'm going to use the bathroom." He stands up, gets out of the boat and walks to shore on top of the water. A few minutes later he reappears and walks back to the boat.
After a bit the minister says "I'm thirsty. I'm going to get a drink." So he too walks accross the lake and comes back, carrying a bottle of water.
Thinking that he can't be outdone, the rabbi says that he's hungry and needs something to eat. He stands up and steps out of the boat, immediately sinking.
The priest looks at the minister and says "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"