birdhouse
June 23rd, 2001, 11:59 AM
A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby.
As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro.
The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with a black man?"
She said, "Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso appeared and it was yellow. "Ma'am, have you ever slept
with an oriental man?" the doctor asked. "Well, yes" she said, "but
only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs appeared they were red. The doctor asked her if she had
ever slept with an Indian and she said, "only once" and he replied that
that was all it took. Then the doctor held it upside down and slapped
its bottom to make it cry.
"Oh, thank God," she exclaimed "at least it doesn't bark!"
:)
As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro.
The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with a black man?"
She said, "Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso appeared and it was yellow. "Ma'am, have you ever slept
with an oriental man?" the doctor asked. "Well, yes" she said, "but
only once." "Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs appeared they were red. The doctor asked her if she had
ever slept with an Indian and she said, "only once" and he replied that
that was all it took. Then the doctor held it upside down and slapped
its bottom to make it cry.
"Oh, thank God," she exclaimed "at least it doesn't bark!"
:)