jd3
June 23rd, 2001, 02:51 PM
So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to make
Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover
clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision
you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the
middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it".
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg".
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to make
Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover
clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision
you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the
middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will
always be the first to admit she was wrong when you have had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it".
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg".
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.