jersey
June 24th, 2001, 05:56 PM
After attending a bullfight in Spain an American tourist stopped by a local restaurant for dinner. The waiter asked him if he would like to try a special local meal prepared after every bullfight. The tourist agreed. After a while the waiter returned with a plate containing what appeared to be two huge meatballs and placed them on the mans table motioning him to sample the meal. The man took a bite and asked the waiter what it was. "After the fight we took the testicles of the bull, Senor. We prepare it as is the local custom. It is a treat around here and that is why we offered it to you, a visitor to our humble town."
"It is quite delicious," the tourist agreed. He then finished the rest of the meal enjoying the local custom.
The following week the tourist was driving by the bullfight arena and noticed the parking lot was emptying. He drove to the small restaurant in the nearby town wanting to sample the local delicacy again. This time the delicacies were much smaller than the last time. "I was here last week," he said to the waiter as he swallowed a mouthful, "and they were quite a bit larger."
"Senor," the waiter said watching him take another mouthful, "the bull . . . he does not always lose."[Edited by jersey on June 25th, 2001 at 03:21 PM]
"It is quite delicious," the tourist agreed. He then finished the rest of the meal enjoying the local custom.
The following week the tourist was driving by the bullfight arena and noticed the parking lot was emptying. He drove to the small restaurant in the nearby town wanting to sample the local delicacy again. This time the delicacies were much smaller than the last time. "I was here last week," he said to the waiter as he swallowed a mouthful, "and they were quite a bit larger."
"Senor," the waiter said watching him take another mouthful, "the bull . . . he does not always lose."[Edited by jersey on June 25th, 2001 at 03:21 PM]