wannano6
June 24th, 2001, 07:28 PM
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people
did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the
state line in Indiana for $200.
They brought the cow from Indiana and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very
happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches
our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
forward. when he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach
from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in Indiana?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had
ever mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
in Indiana?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Indiana". :D
did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the
state line in Indiana for $200.
They brought the cow from Indiana and the cow was wonderful. It
produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very
happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more
cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from
the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches
our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves
forward. when he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach
from the side, she walks away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance,
buy this cow in Indiana?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had
ever mentioned where they bought the cow.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
in Indiana?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Indiana". :D