^Falcon_65^
June 26th, 2001, 09:51 AM
Attention.... this is a [yellow]Dirty joke[/color]
which means that it may offend very uptight folks... read on at your own risk... Oh and it's a little ---ist too...
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There was this old store owner who decided he should retire, and that his son should inherit the duties of owner in his absence.
One day he said, "Son I want to show you how to run a store. Watch what I do and learn."
The son said OK and watched as the next customer came in. The customer told the old man, "I need 5 pounds of grass seed". The old man took out his pencil and pad and said, "OK that's 5 pounds of grass seed and 25 pounds of fertilizer..."
The customer said, "hold on!.... I didn't want fertilizer..." The old man said, "well, you plant this grass seed and you need to fertilize it, or it won't grow."
The customer realized he was right and said, "OK I guess I'll take the fertilizer."
So the old man said, "Alrighty... that's 5 pounds of grass seed, 25 pounds of fertilizer, and 100 foot of garden hose..."
The customer said "Wait a minute! I don't need a garden hose." The old man said, "Well if you plant that grass and fertilize it, you will have to water it, or it will burn up...."
The customer conceded and said, "I guess you're right... throw in 100 feet of garden hose." The old man licked his pencil and started again.
"OK we have 5 pounds of grass seed, 25 pounds of fertilizer, 100 feet of garden hose, and a lawnmower...."
"What?!?!?!", cried the customer. The old man said, "well, if you plant that grass and then fertilize and water it... you will have to mow it in no time... do you have a dependable lawnmower???"
"Well.." said the man "I suppose I DO need another mower..."
The old man filled the order and sent the customer on his way. He then looked at his son and said "Did you see that ???? That man came in for a 4 dollar bag of grass seed and I sold him $175.00 worth of stuff. Do you think you can do that ?"
The boy nodded and said yes. The old man said, "OK next customer is yours...let's see how much you learned."
The boy got behind the counter and waited... shortly, a woman approached the counter.
"Can I help you?" asked the boy.
"I need a box of Tampons", replied the woman.
The boy took out his pencil and pad. "OK let's see.... that's one box of Tampons, and a lawnmower..."
The woman looked at him strangely. "What the hell do I need with a lawnmower???"
The boy replied, "Well, its apparent you aren't going to be fvcking anybody... so you might as well mow some grass!
(sorry it took so long, there's no short way to tell it!)
which means that it may offend very uptight folks... read on at your own risk... Oh and it's a little ---ist too...
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There was this old store owner who decided he should retire, and that his son should inherit the duties of owner in his absence.
One day he said, "Son I want to show you how to run a store. Watch what I do and learn."
The son said OK and watched as the next customer came in. The customer told the old man, "I need 5 pounds of grass seed". The old man took out his pencil and pad and said, "OK that's 5 pounds of grass seed and 25 pounds of fertilizer..."
The customer said, "hold on!.... I didn't want fertilizer..." The old man said, "well, you plant this grass seed and you need to fertilize it, or it won't grow."
The customer realized he was right and said, "OK I guess I'll take the fertilizer."
So the old man said, "Alrighty... that's 5 pounds of grass seed, 25 pounds of fertilizer, and 100 foot of garden hose..."
The customer said "Wait a minute! I don't need a garden hose." The old man said, "Well if you plant that grass and fertilize it, you will have to water it, or it will burn up...."
The customer conceded and said, "I guess you're right... throw in 100 feet of garden hose." The old man licked his pencil and started again.
"OK we have 5 pounds of grass seed, 25 pounds of fertilizer, 100 feet of garden hose, and a lawnmower...."
"What?!?!?!", cried the customer. The old man said, "well, if you plant that grass and then fertilize and water it... you will have to mow it in no time... do you have a dependable lawnmower???"
"Well.." said the man "I suppose I DO need another mower..."
The old man filled the order and sent the customer on his way. He then looked at his son and said "Did you see that ???? That man came in for a 4 dollar bag of grass seed and I sold him $175.00 worth of stuff. Do you think you can do that ?"
The boy nodded and said yes. The old man said, "OK next customer is yours...let's see how much you learned."
The boy got behind the counter and waited... shortly, a woman approached the counter.
"Can I help you?" asked the boy.
"I need a box of Tampons", replied the woman.
The boy took out his pencil and pad. "OK let's see.... that's one box of Tampons, and a lawnmower..."
The woman looked at him strangely. "What the hell do I need with a lawnmower???"
The boy replied, "Well, its apparent you aren't going to be fvcking anybody... so you might as well mow some grass!
(sorry it took so long, there's no short way to tell it!)