Executioner
June 27th, 2001, 05:57 AM
A farmer was riding his tractor down the road when he came upon a car stranded in a ditch. He stoped, got down to the car, and saw a beautiful woman in the car. He asked if she was alright. She said yes. He said, "Ya know, you're the 3rd pregnant woman I've pulled out of this ditch today." She said, "I'm not pregnant." He said, "You're not out of that ditch yet either."