birdhouse
June 28th, 2001, 02:37 AM
I HATE MY JOB
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-tip.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your
therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully
place it on the bedside
table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.
"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip company.
:D
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this:
On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section. You will need to
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-tip.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
drapes and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your
therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully
place it on the bedside
table so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times.
"I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip company.
:D