divermaster
June 28th, 2001, 04:37 AM
Dear Friend:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise five million dollars for a monument
of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on
Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough
room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in
Washington, DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as
to where the statue should be placed. It was not
proper to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jessie
Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton
could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, did not know where he
was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did
it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have
anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The committee has raised over $1.35 so far!
We have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise five million dollars for a monument
of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on
Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough
room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in
Washington, DC Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as
to where the statue should be placed. It was not
proper to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jessie
Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton
could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left
not knowing where he was going, did not know where he
was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did
it all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have
anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Bill Clinton Monument Committee
PS: The committee has raised over $1.35 so far!