You might be a "REDNECK" if.....................

[Muggles]

Keep it clean................

[Muggles]

The floatation device under your houseboat is barrels. And your housboat, is actually your house.

[2gapa]

...your mother does not even remove the Marlboro from between her lips as she tells the state trooper to kiss her a**. :)

[zcubed]

You've ever used a toilet brush as a back-scratcher.

[cooperhillgirl]

IF You See A Sign That Says "Say No To Crack" And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up...

If You've Been On Television More Than 5 Times Describing What The Tornado Sounded Like...







[Edited by cooperhillgirl on July 2nd, 2001 at 05:41 PM]

[blcjet]

If you own a home that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't!

If you think mutaual funds means everyone is having a good time!

[jersey]

your county sheriffs department doesn't bother with DNA testing because everybodys matches.

[luvtowin]

Most of your post at the den are in the General B.S. Forum AKA Trailer Park (for those less PC ).

[stax]

Your front porch caves in and more than two dogs get killed

[mmwt]

You're having dinner, and all you see is.....

Tattoos, bad teeth, tobacco chewing, beer belly, dirty tee shirt, farm hat, missing fingers, no shoes, beer cans.........

and it's just you and your Mother.

[zcubed]

You let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

[ac4zu]

You have a special date that evening so you decide to go ahead and splurge.
Hell, she's worth it. Well, at least you hope so!
You chose to dig deep in the pocket and buy the good stuff Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, instead of buying your usual Black Label beer *anyone ever heard of Black label besides me?*.
A mans got to make a good impression on that first date.

It's always worked for me like a charm ;)

[hitme101]

IF your Satellite & TV is being powered by a drop cord from your neighbors house.

[CalgarySat]

If your last words are "Hey everyone, watch this!"

[alias]

.....your Grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

[zcubed]

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

[fordruid]

...your idea of a good date is a bug zapper and a sixpack.
... you know what yunt2 means and how to use it in a sentence.
...your dad is your son-in-law (or you might just be a Rolling Stone member)

[ac4zu]

Cellular, I believe you are correct in it being Carling. I remember a LONG time ago way back before I had ever heard of Milwaukee’s best the Carling Black Label was by far the cheapest beer you could find. Seems like it was a buck and a quarter for a 6 pack verses $3.00 for Budweiser. When I was in college and we were low on funds it was an option. More bang for the buck, but tasted like crap.

[millenium]

If you bring home your virgin fiance only to have your redneck father throw her out of the trailer while holerin "virgin, huh.....if ya'll aint good nuff for yur family...what makes you think you good nuff for mine"!!!!

[2gapa]

...if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

[raneve]

if your dad walks you to school because your both in the same grade you might be a redneck
if you mow your yard and find a pickup truck you might be a redneck

[The Foxy One]

;)Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater then you might be a redneck.


The Foxy One:o

[The Foxy One]

The most common phrase heard at your family reunion is, "What the hell are YOU looking at, sh1thead?"..Then you might be a redneck.


The Foxy One
;)

[max1mike]

Originally posted by luvtowin
Most of your post at the den are in the General B.S. Forum AKA Trailer Park (for those less PC ).
hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[max1mike]

Originally posted by ac4zu
You have a special date that evening so you decide to go ahead and splurge.
Hell, she's worth it. Well, at least you hope so!
You chose to dig deep in the pocket and buy the good stuff Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, instead of buying your usual Black Label beer *anyone ever heard of Black label besides me?*.
A mans got to make a good impression on that first date.

It's always worked for me like a charm ;) hey mabel!.......!!!!:D

[travelin65]

When you take your sister to the prom....

[#1 Leafs Fan]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF......

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

[hitme101]

If your still coming back to look at this Thread!!Was lookin back this morning.;)

[fiddlerfingers]

If you spend the whole weekend at your richest relitives place, Helping them take the wheels off the house...GL

[megados]

Logon means "Make the fire hotter"

Logoff means "Make the fire cooler"

[EUGENE1]

If your dads cell number has nothing to do with a cellular phone!

[HotRodTodd]

LMFAO, This Redneck can take a joke but, dont be makin fun of my prom date.:)

[Bumps]

You have more than one major appliance on your front porch....

[mouse01]

if sitting on your couch involves you going out the front door.

[Swoop(IRC)]

if Your back porch is bigger than your house.... You might be a Redneck.

if Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.... You might be a RedNeck.

if There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.... You might be a Redneck.

if When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.... You might be a Redneck.

if The fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year." You might be a Redneck.

and last but not least,

if You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something..... You might be a Redneck.

[HotRodTodd]

if You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something..... You might be a Redneck

Do bathing suits count? :D LOL

[gopherguts]

If the biggest question when your father gets divorced is: Do i still have to call her mom? Or does she go back to being my sister?

[Swoop(IRC)]

If the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth, You might be a Redneck.

If "Red Man" tobacco products sends you a Christmas card, You might be a Redneck.

If your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps, You might be a Redneck.

[Helmet]

if you have more engines on the lawn, than vehicles in the laneway. You might be a redneck.

[sjdover69]

If you responded to thread 'Gun owner statistics'..... you just might be a redneck.