travis_cornell
July 4th, 2001, 04:30 AM
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control
of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath,
and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a
second everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize
that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver
replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving
'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control
of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath,
and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a
second everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize
that a little tap could scare him so much. The driver
replied "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving
'hearses' for the last 25 years!!!!