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July 4th, 2001, 08:15 PM
THE COMPASSIONATE LAWYER
>
> One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine
when
> he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop
> and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked
one
man.
>
> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
>
> "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
>
> "But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
>
> "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and
said,
> "Come with us."
>
> "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
>
> "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
>
> They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as
> large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir,
you
> are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
>
> The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot
> tall."
>
> One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine
when
> he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to
stop
> and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked
one
man.
>
> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
>
> "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
>
> "But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
>
> "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and
said,
> "Come with us."
>
> "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
>
> "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.
>
> They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as
> large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir,
you
> are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
>
> The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot
> tall."