SledMan
July 7th, 2001, 10:57 PM
An elderly couple is watching one of those healing preachers on tv one night.
The preacher faces the camera,and announces,My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. If you have faith, place one hand on top of your tv and the other hand on the part of your body which require the healing touch-and I will heal you !!!
The old lady has stomach problems, so she put one hand on the tv, and the other on her stomach.
Meanwhile, her husband approaches the tv, places one hand on top of it, and with the other hand he takes a firm grip on his groin.
With a dismissive frown his wife says "Bob,he`s talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead".
The preacher faces the camera,and announces,My friends, I`d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. If you have faith, place one hand on top of your tv and the other hand on the part of your body which require the healing touch-and I will heal you !!!
The old lady has stomach problems, so she put one hand on the tv, and the other on her stomach.
Meanwhile, her husband approaches the tv, places one hand on top of it, and with the other hand he takes a firm grip on his groin.
With a dismissive frown his wife says "Bob,he`s talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead".