jersey
July 9th, 2001, 10:13 AM
A paratrooper recruit was telling his father about his first experience on the plane.
"I was last in line and ready to go out the door when I just froze there, Dad," he explained.
"What happened son?"
"The jumpmaster sergeant came up behind me and pulled my pants down to my ankles. If you don't go out that door real fast, he screamed at me, I'm gonna bend you over one of those benches back there and *you-know-what* you in the *you-know-what* all the way back to the base."
"Did you jump, son?" his father asked.
"Just a little at first, Dad."
*****Special five-star 2 for 1 joke give-away*****
A blind man walks into a department store takes his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging the dog in a circle over his head.
"Can I help you, Sir?" a startled clerk asks rushing over to him.
"No thanks. I'm just looking around."[Edited by jersey on July 9th, 2001 at 09:23 AM]
"I was last in line and ready to go out the door when I just froze there, Dad," he explained.
"What happened son?"
"The jumpmaster sergeant came up behind me and pulled my pants down to my ankles. If you don't go out that door real fast, he screamed at me, I'm gonna bend you over one of those benches back there and *you-know-what* you in the *you-know-what* all the way back to the base."
"Did you jump, son?" his father asked.
"Just a little at first, Dad."
*****Special five-star 2 for 1 joke give-away*****
A blind man walks into a department store takes his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging the dog in a circle over his head.
"Can I help you, Sir?" a startled clerk asks rushing over to him.
"No thanks. I'm just looking around."[Edited by jersey on July 9th, 2001 at 09:23 AM]