mascdr
July 11th, 2001, 11:14 AM
Finally admitting he was overweight, this man decided it was time to take advantage of a special introductory offer from a new weigh loss clinic in town. After handing over his payment he was shown into an empty room where he was soon joined be a gorgeous blond. “Hi,” she said. “If you catch me, I’m yours.”
It took a while, but after a prolonged chase he succeeded-and was delighted to find he’d lost ten pounds in the process. After that he gave up all ideals of dieting and managed to drop ten more pounds with a brunette and eight with a redhead. But he was still fifty pounds overweight, so he decided to sign up for the clinic’s more drastic program. He was waiting eagerly in an empty room when the door opened and in came a three-hundred pound gay guy who grinned and said, “If I catch you, you’re mine”
It took a while, but after a prolonged chase he succeeded-and was delighted to find he’d lost ten pounds in the process. After that he gave up all ideals of dieting and managed to drop ten more pounds with a brunette and eight with a redhead. But he was still fifty pounds overweight, so he decided to sign up for the clinic’s more drastic program. He was waiting eagerly in an empty room when the door opened and in came a three-hundred pound gay guy who grinned and said, “If I catch you, you’re mine”