Executioner
July 12th, 2001, 06:06 AM
A man and his wife were playing a round of golf and were on a long par 5. He tee'd off and his shot trailed off to the right and landed right in front of the grounds keeper's shed. He and his wife went to his ball and looked the situation over. His wife suggested that if he opened both doors of the shed he could hit a slight draw through the shed and be back in the fairway. He thought it was the best plan so they opened the shed doors and he took his swing. The ball bounced violently off the shed and came back and hit his wife in the temple and killed her. A year later, he and a friend are on the same hole and he shoots another shot right in front of the shed. His buddy makes the same suggestion about opening the doors. The man became irate with all of the emotion of the past. He said, "NO WAY." "I tried that shot last year and I got a double bogie."