Guys Meet Blond

[birdhouse]

Three guys die together and go to heaven.

St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here: Don't step on the ducks, as
they are God's favorite creation."

They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible NOT
to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here
comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman you've ever seen. St. Peter chains
them together and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly
woman
forever."

The next day the second guy steps on a duck, and sure enough, St. Peter
comes with another real ugly woman and chains them together.

Seeing this, the third guy is very, very careful. He goes for months and
doesn't step on any ducks. Then one day, St. Peter comes along with this
beautiful woman, a blue-eyed blonde, very young and very ---y. He chains
them together and leaves without saying a word.

The man remarks, "Wow! This is great! I wonder what I did to deserve
this?"

The Blonde says, "I don't know about you, but I just stepped on a duck."




See gals I'm on your side. :)

[jersey]

funny

[cerberus]

:D The Blonde liked that one!!!

[wannano6]

Funnnny

[CalgarySat]

LMAO

Nice one. :D

[birdhouse]

Originally posted by cerberus
:D The Blonde liked that one!!!



Thanks cerberus, the girlfriend just became a blond and she looks GREAT..

You'll never hear a derogatory remark from me again about blonds.


:)

[cerberus]

Originally posted by birdhouse
Originally posted by cerberus
:D The Blonde liked that one!!!



Thanks cerberus, the girlfriend just became a blond and she looks GREAT..

You'll never hear a derogatory remark from me again about blonds.

Now I know why you did that:)


:)

[birdhouse]

:) I'm no dummy, I know what side of the bread that is butter'd.


:)