jersey
July 16th, 2001, 06:29 AM
A blonde walked into an "adult toy" store. "How much for that large black one on the top shelf?" she asked the clerk.
"That's our 'Black Bomber' Ma'am. That's 49.95."
"And how much for that one next to it?"
she asked.
"That's our 'White Punisher'. It goes for 39.95."
"Oh, oh," she suddenly exclaimed growing quite excited, "and how much is that plaid one on the bottom shelf?"
"That's not for sale Ma'am."
"I have to have it," she insisted. "I'll give you one hundred dollars for it. I must have it"
"Sold," the clerk declared, taking it down, wrapping it and handing it to her.
That afternoon the owner came in. "How's business been today?" he asked the clerk.
"Not too bad. I sold a 'White punisher and some oils, and some lingerie. Oh yeah, and a blond came in and gave me a hundred bucks for my Thermos."
"That's our 'Black Bomber' Ma'am. That's 49.95."
"And how much for that one next to it?"
she asked.
"That's our 'White Punisher'. It goes for 39.95."
"Oh, oh," she suddenly exclaimed growing quite excited, "and how much is that plaid one on the bottom shelf?"
"That's not for sale Ma'am."
"I have to have it," she insisted. "I'll give you one hundred dollars for it. I must have it"
"Sold," the clerk declared, taking it down, wrapping it and handing it to her.
That afternoon the owner came in. "How's business been today?" he asked the clerk.
"Not too bad. I sold a 'White punisher and some oils, and some lingerie. Oh yeah, and a blond came in and gave me a hundred bucks for my Thermos."