Dracula 2000

[malphas]

A.k.a. Crapula 2000, this thing played like a feature-length MTV video (as do toooo many films like this these days) with loads of moment-before-death "witticisms" and hollow characters with equally hollow dialogue. The music and a few well-done action scenes were the only thing that kept it hobbling along. If you have nothing else to watch, go for it--just don't expect too much.

[Stonewolf]

you nailed that review right on the hand !! good job!
you summed up my exact feelings and saved me the trouble of
having to write so elegantly.

[Interegon]

Agreed.
The ending was out there.
So I'm guessing Dracula was forgiven?

[Spree]

Having Judas Iscariot become Dracula is an interesting twist though.

[Interegon]

Ya, you're right. I'm not a Dracula fan, but I have to say I've never heard that end of the story. Kinda makes your mind start thinking in Stigmata mode.

[Iceman2367]

Thanks guys, saved me a couple hours, was just gonna watch it, now NOT!! Good review section here. :D