The Infamous NO PLAY J
September 7th, 2001, 03:27 AM
A pompous Southern minister is seated next to an
attorney on a recent flight. After the plane is
airborne, the flight attendant comes around for drink orders. The attorney asks for a Gin and tonic, which is brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replies in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen ----- than let liquor touch these lips!......
The attorney politely hands his drink back to the
attendant and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice... PEACE
attorney on a recent flight. After the plane is
airborne, the flight attendant comes around for drink orders. The attorney asks for a Gin and tonic, which is brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replies in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen ----- than let liquor touch these lips!......
The attorney politely hands his drink back to the
attendant and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice... PEACE