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4q2hu
September 9th, 2001, 03:56 PM
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say: Red...................cherry,"
Yellow.................lemon," Green.................lime,"
Orange................orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled: Everybody, spit them out - they're ass holes!!!"


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Jobe Lowe
September 10th, 2001, 08:14 AM
Love It !!!! Very Funny !!!! :)

Spree
September 10th, 2001, 09:27 AM
good one

HNS
September 12th, 2001, 06:04 PM
That a boy!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: