Zachary Disease

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A young 25 year old woman was having trouble finding a date, so she decided to go check out the new chinese --- therapist in town. She walks into the therapists office and tells him all of her problems. The lady tells the doc, hey doc I can't seem to get a date. She says I am young, successfull, have a great body, and I drive a nice car. I am a nice person but I can't seem to get a date. No man wants to have --- with me. Oh! yes, yes says the therapist, he tells the woman please go to the examination room and I will be right in. So the doc tells the lady okay take off all of your clothe's. The lady is a little skeptical but she follows his orders. He then tells her okay get on your hands and knees. By this time the woman is getting very nervous, but follow's his orders. The therapist then tells her okay as fast as you can crawl to the end of the room. So there is the woman crawling as fast as she can. The therapist then tells her okay crawl back the other way. So she repeats this several times, by this time she is exhausted. So therapist says a'haa I know whats wrong. The doc tell the lady okay put clothes on and go to office and I will give you my diagonosis. The woman puts on her clothes and walks back into the office. The poor lady by this time is all worried. So the therapist walks in and tells her the bad news. The therapist tells the woman I am afraid you have Zachary disease, wust case I ever see said the chinese therapist. The poor lady almost faints, she replies to the therapist is it fatal. No! No! not fatal said the therapist but I am afraid to inform you that your face look "Zachary" like your Ass.