KungFu
September 10th, 2001, 10:07 PM
Subject: (no subject)
A couple had two very mischievous boys who were 8 and 10 years old. Whenever there was trouble in town, the couple knew the boys were involved. One day, their mother heard that a local clergyman was great at disciplining children, so she asked him to speak to her boys. He agreed to meet with them individually, and she sent her younger son along to his office.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him "Where is God?" The boy's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped, but he didn't reply. The clergyman repeated the question, but with more strictness: "Where is God?!" Again, the boy didn't answer, he just sat stock-still in his seat. Furious, the clergyman shook his finger in the boy's face as he shouted again "WHERE IS GOD?!"
The boy screamed, ducked out of the room, ran all the way home and right into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him hiding in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
Trembling and gasping, his younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing -- and they think WE did it!"
A couple had two very mischievous boys who were 8 and 10 years old. Whenever there was trouble in town, the couple knew the boys were involved. One day, their mother heard that a local clergyman was great at disciplining children, so she asked him to speak to her boys. He agreed to meet with them individually, and she sent her younger son along to his office.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him "Where is God?" The boy's eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped, but he didn't reply. The clergyman repeated the question, but with more strictness: "Where is God?!" Again, the boy didn't answer, he just sat stock-still in his seat. Furious, the clergyman shook his finger in the boy's face as he shouted again "WHERE IS GOD?!"
The boy screamed, ducked out of the room, ran all the way home and right into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him hiding in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
Trembling and gasping, his younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing -- and they think WE did it!"