Betsy
September 14th, 2001, 04:15 PM
;) A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on the
table. He has the biggest feet she has ever seen.
The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what is said about men with big
feet.
The cowboy says, "It sure is, why not come with me over to my place and
let me prove it to you?"
She figures why not, and so she spends the night with him.
The next morning she hands him a $100.00 bill.
Blushing, he stammers, "I'm very flattered, ain't nobody ever paid me for
my services before."
To this the woman replied, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy
yourself some boots that fit!"
table. He has the biggest feet she has ever seen.
The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what is said about men with big
feet.
The cowboy says, "It sure is, why not come with me over to my place and
let me prove it to you?"
She figures why not, and so she spends the night with him.
The next morning she hands him a $100.00 bill.
Blushing, he stammers, "I'm very flattered, ain't nobody ever paid me for
my services before."
To this the woman replied, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy
yourself some boots that fit!"