Stonewolf
September 17th, 2001, 07:24 AM
Guy walks into the bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of whiskey!!!"
The bartender= "What's wrong buddy , that you need 5 shots of whiskey?"
Guy= " I just found out my cousin is a homo---ual!!"
bartender= " Here is 5 shots on the house!"
(next day , same bartender, same guy.....)
Guy= " Give me 10 shots of whiskey!!!"
Bartender= " What's wrong now buddy, that you need 10 shots of whiskey????"
Guy= " I just found out that my brother is a homo---ual!!!!"
Bartender= "Oh Man that is rough, Here is 10 shots of whiskey on the house!!!!"
(next day, same guy , same bartender......)
Guy= "Give me 15 shots of whiskey!!!"
Bartender= "Oh Come on Buddy!!! Doesn't anybody in your family like
pussy?????"
Guy= " YEAH!!! MY SISTER!! NOW GIVE ME 15 SHOTS OF WHISKEY!!!!!"
The bartender= "What's wrong buddy , that you need 5 shots of whiskey?"
Guy= " I just found out my cousin is a homo---ual!!"
bartender= " Here is 5 shots on the house!"
(next day , same bartender, same guy.....)
Guy= " Give me 10 shots of whiskey!!!"
Bartender= " What's wrong now buddy, that you need 10 shots of whiskey????"
Guy= " I just found out that my brother is a homo---ual!!!!"
Bartender= "Oh Man that is rough, Here is 10 shots of whiskey on the house!!!!"
(next day, same guy , same bartender......)
Guy= "Give me 15 shots of whiskey!!!"
Bartender= "Oh Come on Buddy!!! Doesn't anybody in your family like
pussy?????"
Guy= " YEAH!!! MY SISTER!! NOW GIVE ME 15 SHOTS OF WHISKEY!!!!!"