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The Infamous NO PLAY J
September 19th, 2001, 04:11 PM
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! *Swish! The
fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"
Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!" PEACE

Matrix1969
September 19th, 2001, 04:18 PM
Question: What Is the difference between a refrigerator and a Vagina?


Answer: High-Lite Here to See --->A refrigerator doesn't fart , when you take the meat out.

ltcbm
September 19th, 2001, 04:21 PM
big sword, circumcision, the thought makes me shiver.
funny though

4q2hu
September 19th, 2001, 04:34 PM
I can remember the good old days when Fred was alive, I thought he was circumsised, to my shock he told me he wore it off. 0_0

4q2hu

travelin65
October 1st, 2001, 12:48 PM
Matrix1969...I think you post should read "What's the difference between and refrigerator and a ---got".