The Infamous NO PLAY J
September 19th, 2001, 05:28 PM
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a ride which she accepted. She got in and her habit came open to reveal a lovely leg.
The priest while looking nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he slowly slid his hand over on her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to not look at her bare leg.
Further on while changing gears, he slid his hand over on her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible to look up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity! PEACE
The priest while looking nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he slowly slid his hand over on her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to not look at her bare leg.
Further on while changing gears, he slid his hand over on her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible to look up psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity! PEACE