4q2hu
September 22nd, 2001, 09:55 AM
Old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. I have become a lot more social with the passing of the years - some might even call me a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen every day! As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charley Horse comes along. When he is here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves ArthurRitis shows up and stays the rest of the day. (He) doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and perfectly glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!
PS The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the
hereafter. I told him I do, all the time, no matter where I am. In the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or
downstairs in the basement, I ask myself NOW WHAT AM I HERE AFTER??!!
4q2hu
PS The preacher came to call the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the
hereafter. I told him I do, all the time, no matter where I am. In the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or
downstairs in the basement, I ask myself NOW WHAT AM I HERE AFTER??!!
4q2hu