simple
September 24th, 2001, 06:22 PM
> Strange but true (apparently)
>
>
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
> would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
> cup of coffee
>
> (Hardly seems worth it)
> ____________________________________________________
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
> enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
> atomic bomb
>
> (Now that's more like it)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
> out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
>
> (OMG....! )
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>
> (In my next life I want to be a pig)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> before it starves to death.
>
> (Creepy)
>
> (I'm still not over the pig)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
> hour.
>
> (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
> is attached to its body. The female initiates --- by
> ripping the male's head off.
>
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
> a human jumping the length of a football field.
>
> (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
> (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
> _____________________________________________________
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> over quantity.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Something I always wanted to know)
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
> (Hmmmmmm........)
> _____________________________________________________
>
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> longer than left-handed people do.
>
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Starfish have no brains.
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
>
> (Who knew...? Who cares!)
> ______________________________________________________
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have ---
> for pleasure.
>
> (What about the pig?)
Simple.
>
>
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
> would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
> cup of coffee
>
> (Hardly seems worth it)
> ____________________________________________________
>
> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
> enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
> atomic bomb
>
> (Now that's more like it)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
> out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
>
> (OMG....! )
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>
> (In my next life I want to be a pig)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head
> before it starves to death.
>
> (Creepy)
>
> (I'm still not over the pig)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
> hour.
>
> (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head
> is attached to its body. The female initiates --- by
> ripping the male's head off.
>
> ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
> a human jumping the length of a football field.
>
> (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>
> (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
> _____________________________________________________
>
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
> over quantity.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Something I always wanted to know)
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>
> (Hmmmmmm........)
> _____________________________________________________
>
>
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
> longer than left-handed people do.
>
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
>
> (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Starfish have no brains.
>
> (I know some people like that too.)
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Polar bears are left-handed.
>
> (Who knew...? Who cares!)
> ______________________________________________________
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have ---
> for pleasure.
>
> (What about the pig?)
Simple.