birdhouse
September 30th, 2001, 05:38 PM
--- Talk.......................
I believe that --- is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." Steve Martin
"You know 'that look women get' when they want ---?
.......me neither." Drew Carey
"--- without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen
"Having --- is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no --- life at
all." Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homo---ual, which makes
it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three ---es-men, women
and clergymen." Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bi---uality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and --- was
dirty." George Burns
"It isn't premarital --- if you have no intention of
getting married." Matt Barry
"Life is a ---ually transmitted disease." Unknown
"My kid had --- with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker
"My ---ual preference is not you." Tshirt
"Programming is like ---. One mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after --- you're doing it too
fast." Woody Allen
"--- is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homo---uals
and 362 admonishments to hetero---uals. That doesn't
mean that God doesn't love hetero---uals. It's just
that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner
>
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase ---ual arousal, particularly in women. Chief
among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
P. J. ORourke
The best one:
"--- at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope." George Burns
:cool:
I believe that --- is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." Steve Martin
"You know 'that look women get' when they want ---?
.......me neither." Drew Carey
"--- without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen
"Having --- is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no --- life at
all." Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homo---ual, which makes
it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet."
Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three ---es-men, women
and clergymen." Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bi---uality immediately doubles your chances for a
date on Saturday night." Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and --- was
dirty." George Burns
"It isn't premarital --- if you have no intention of
getting married." Matt Barry
"Life is a ---ually transmitted disease." Unknown
"My kid had --- with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker
"My ---ual preference is not you." Tshirt
"Programming is like ---. One mistake and you have to
support it for the rest of your life." Michael Sinz
"Remember, if you smoke after --- you're doing it too
fast." Woody Allen
"--- is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant." Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homo---uals
and 362 admonishments to hetero---uals. That doesn't
mean that God doesn't love hetero---uals. It's just
that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner
>
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase ---ual arousal, particularly in women. Chief
among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
P. J. ORourke
The best one:
"--- at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope." George Burns
:cool: