ElGato54
October 1st, 2001, 11:13 PM
These two guys are golfing, after the second guy pulls his tee shot into the left ruff, he finds himself behind a tree for his second shot, he thinks he can squeeze the shot around the tree and into the fareway, so after lining up the shot he proceeds to swing the club, hits the ball, the ball hits the tree shoots back and hits him, " ahhh" the man yells as he squeezes both hands in his crouch area in agonizing pain, the two ladies golfing behind him see what happens, and come running up to assist him, one being a nurse says to the man "calm down sir, I'm here to help you I'm a nurse, just put your hands over your head", the man replies "go to hell!!" she says "please sir I only want to help you ,now please put your hands over your head" so the man reluctantly does. She begins to unzip his pants and rub his genitals, after about five minutes the nurse asks "so how does it feel now sir?" and the man replies with his eyes rolling back in his head " that feels fantastic, but my thumb is still killng me".