ElGato54
October 2nd, 2001, 09:01 AM
This guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash, the bartender says "hey you can't bring that animal in here, he's too dangerous, he might bite someone" the patron replies, "no he's not I've raised him since he was born, he's harmless, and I'll prove it", so the patron proceeds to put the alligator on the bar, the man gets up on a barstool on his knees in front of the gator, pulls his penus out,puts it in the gators mouth, and hits the gator on the head as hard as he can, pulls his penus out and says, "see not a scratch on it, anyone else want to try it" and this gay guy over in the corner says, "yes, I'll try it, but don't hit me on the head so hard".