Executioner
October 2nd, 2001, 09:15 AM
This guy buys this telepathic watch and wears it on his date that evening. He keeps looking at his new watch during the course of the date so much that the lady asks what is so special about that watch. He explains that it is a telepathic watch. "Oh yeah?" "What does that watch say about me then?" she asked. He said, "It says that you're not wearing any panties." "HA!" "You're watch is broken, I am in fact wearing panties." He checks his watch again and says, "Oops. It's an hour fast."