lormad
October 2nd, 2001, 08:08 PM
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that?" the lady questions. "Oh, I wear this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me." Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. "What's that?" the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
Then the man drops his underwear and on his ----- he has a tattoo that says AIDS. "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams. "No, no! Calm down," the man replies.
"This will say ADIDAS in a minute!!"
"What's that?" the lady questions. "Oh, I wear this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me." Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. "What's that?" the lady questions again. "Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
Then the man drops his underwear and on his ----- he has a tattoo that says AIDS. "You didn't tell me you had AIDS!" the lady screams. "No, no! Calm down," the man replies.
"This will say ADIDAS in a minute!!"