jersey
October 3rd, 2001, 07:46 PM
An exotic dancer went to church for the first time in quite a while. Not having anything in her wardrobe befitting the impulsive moment, she wore a short revealing dress. As she started up the stairs to the church the priest halted her. "I'm sorry, Ma'am," he stammered, "but you can't come into the church like that."
"Why?" she demanded. "Because of what I do? I have to eat. Is it because I haven't been here in ages? I'm here now, aren't I? I have a divine right . . ."
"And your left isn't that bad either," he interrupted, "but you're not getting in here without covering your head."
"Why?" she demanded. "Because of what I do? I have to eat. Is it because I haven't been here in ages? I'm here now, aren't I? I have a divine right . . ."
"And your left isn't that bad either," he interrupted, "but you're not getting in here without covering your head."