ElGato54
October 3rd, 2001, 09:34 PM
This guy is walking along a beach, when he comes across a gold lamp, he picks it up and rubs the dirt off the side and PUFF!!!, two genies pop out, they tell the man " you have released us after 200,000 years of being intombed in this lamp, for that we will grant you three wishes", so the man gives his wishes, and just as the genies disappear, the man is surrounded by thousands of beautiful woman, he gets out of bed and starts walking and beneath his feet money starts to form, as a house of money starts to go up around him, and then there is a knock on his front door, he opens the door to find two hooded clansmen outside, they grab him, drag him out to the tree in the front, throw a rope over a branch, and hang him till he is dead.As the two clansmen walk away they remove thier hoods, and its the two genies, One says to the other, "you know, I can see wanting to make love to a thousand beautiful woman, and I can see wanting all the money in the world, but why in the world would anyone want to be hung like a black man".