jersey
October 3rd, 2001, 09:29 PM
An old man was walking along the beach when he saw a paper bag and picked it up. Looking inside he saw it held a small frog. He began to stuff the bag in his pocket when he heard a muffled voice and took the bag out. "Wait," the frog pleaded from deep inside the bag, "I've been trapped in this bag by an evil genie. Set me free and I'll turn into a beautiful young woman who'll repay you with the most physically satisfying --- you've ever experienced in your entire life."
The old man began stuffing the bag back in his pocket again.
"Wait," the tiny voice insisted. "Didn't you hear what I said?"
"I heard you," the old man replied.
"Then why won't you set me free?" the frog asked.
He folded the bag over and stuffed it deep in his pocket. "At this point in my life, you're worth more to me as a talking frog."
The old man began stuffing the bag back in his pocket again.
"Wait," the tiny voice insisted. "Didn't you hear what I said?"
"I heard you," the old man replied.
"Then why won't you set me free?" the frog asked.
He folded the bag over and stuffed it deep in his pocket. "At this point in my life, you're worth more to me as a talking frog."