Jokes................

[cleancards]

What is the best part of dating homeless women ?
After you're done with em, you can drop em off anywhere !

[CanadianMetalMan]

Ouch!

[CanadianMetalMan]

This is a joke that's floating around:

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says
the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around Afghanistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."

"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."


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[BigDog4All]

Three men got stranded in a snow storm. They went to a hotel and wanted a room. The clerk said it will be $ 30.00. So the men gave the clerk $ 10.00 each. They went up to the room. The clerk realize she made a mistake, the room was only $ 25.00. She gave the bellboy $ 5.00 to give back to the men. The bellboy said, he can't split $ 5.00 between three men. So the bellboy gave each man a $ 1.00 back, and the bellboy kept $ 2.00.

Now comes the math...The men ended up paying $ 9.00 each for the room ($ 27.00), the bellboy kept $ 2.00 ($ 29.00).

Where is the other $ 1.00?

Just consider it Reganomics...