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quaddawg
October 7th, 2001, 08:47 AM
The pup (my 6 year old boy) came in the office a minute ago, with this incredulous look on his face and said:
"Dad, did Micheal Jackson used to be black??"
Damn, I almost busted a gut, now my boy thinks I was laughing at him and he's all mad, I can't quit laughing.
quaddout.
blcjet
October 7th, 2001, 08:49 AM
lol.....the worst part is how do you adequately explain that? :D
travis_cornell
October 7th, 2001, 09:40 AM
I remember when he was. I guess I am showing my age now :D.
Bill Houck
October 7th, 2001, 10:10 AM
You ARE on the web. Find some before and after pics -With Dates- and show him the change. The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree so hopefully; the pup will get the irony. I look at it this way:
Let's say you use an eleven-letter word, one that starts with "C" and ends in "R" and is used to describe an act of oral gratification(C_cks_ck_r). One of two things is going to happen when kids are involved:
1) They won't understand what it means and if that is the case, no harm and no foul since it passes over their head.
2)They will understand what it means and if that is the case, no harm and no foul since the already know what it's all about.
There is more to this that I won't go into but the basics are worth considering.
Just a thought . . .
BigDog4All
October 7th, 2001, 11:18 AM
He had a nose too.....
TDonn
October 7th, 2001, 11:29 AM
You mean he is THE Michael Jackson (Jackson Five, etc.):eek:
I thought for sure that the real guy died and that this new one was just some extremly unhinged white guy trying to pass himself off as the real deal..............Wow, I need to pay closer attension:D
wannano6
October 7th, 2001, 02:32 PM
Let me get this right are you saying Michael Jackson is black?
^Falcon_65^
October 7th, 2001, 03:12 PM
Ripley's Believe it or not.....
http://www.indirectv.com/mj.jpg
These are BOTH Michael Jackson. As to what caused the change, well hair relaxer, a nosejob, and some bleachings can do wonders.
quaddawg
October 7th, 2001, 03:17 PM
Thanks, I showed that to the Pup, he was speechless! He kept saying WHY DAD?? I told him I thought Micheal had a skin disease, which I heard was true, but I don't know if it is. Nick (Pup) said, "did he have a nose disease too?" Once again, I about lost it!!
That is just SAD.
moonmonk56
October 7th, 2001, 03:22 PM
Just proves one thing if you got the money you can buy anything.
Stu-gots
October 7th, 2001, 05:21 PM
It was all down hill after Thriller :)
mmwt
October 7th, 2001, 07:20 PM
I thought that was a young Diana Ross on the right........
travis_cornell
October 7th, 2001, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by mmwt
I thought that was a young Diana Ross on the right........
I am still not sure if Michael and Janet Jackson aren't one and the same person. Kind of like a JM Iryland deal. You think you know but do you ever really????
CanadianMetalMan
October 7th, 2001, 11:35 PM
My wife is convinced that Michael and Latoa are the same person.:)
cavegoon
October 7th, 2001, 11:58 PM
I'm pretty sure that MJ has enough plastic in his body that when he dies, he will never actually decompose... just like all the styrofoam cups in the land fill, he'll look the same 1000 years from now...
Not to be confused, however with Keith Richards, whom likewise will never decompose. However Keith is different because with of all the chemicals in his body he will be well preserved.
Just a thot.
:Z
^Falcon_65^
October 8th, 2001, 01:34 AM
For those of you interested in such goofiness (like me) I have created a time lapse morphing video which takes you from the first Michael Jackson Picture above to the second one in 4 seconds. You can download it HERE... (http://www.indirectv.com/mjmorph.zip) The Zip file is about 500K, and will extract an AVI movie file over one meg in size. Great silly fun for those with a fast connection who like such nonsense. If you have a slow modem, only download if you promise not to gripe about how you wasted 10 minutes of your life downloading this piece of crap! :D
2gapa
October 8th, 2001, 04:03 AM
Damn!
I never realized his modifications were that extreme. I guess this is the first time I have seen before and after shots placed together.
Don't ever forget the multi million dollar out of court settlement with the parents of that 12 year old boy. This guy is a predator.
travelin65
October 8th, 2001, 07:45 AM
why would anyone do this....extreme.
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